Me: Can you get me the nail clippers. I have a weird hangnail thing…
J: If I get them will you trim my toenails?
Me: Sure.
J: OK, then I will look in the bathroom. (runs back) Mommy! They aren’t there!
Me: That’s ok. We can wait til later.
J: (voice of doom) You don’t understand! Without nail clippers we won’t SURVIVE!
Me: Um… do you know what “survive” means?
J: Not really.
